Harold Shipman Gags
by Bad Taste Bob!


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Anyway, some of these are Zildjian's :) 	


Commenting on Harold Shipman's death, Wakefield prison governor 
said he would be missed by the prison boxing team... he had a 
fucking lethal jab!

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What's the difference between Tony Blair & Harold Shipman?......
Shipman actually managed to reduce the NHS waiting list!!

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Why did Harold Shipman hang himself??
He ran out of patience!!!

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What have Gareth Gates and Harold Shipman got in common?
Neither can finish their sentence.

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How do you know when Harold Shipman has entered an Indian Takeaway?
Your nan is cold.

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It's been said Harold Shipman was a bit of a lady killer, maybe 
thats got something to do with the fact that he's well hung !!!!

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Apparently, they are going to make a new film about the life of 
serial killer Dr. Harold Shipman starring Robert De Niro.
It's going to be called "The Old Dear Hunter"
The sequel might be Silence of the nans or 101 cremations.

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Harold Shipman had a curry as his last supper. When the officer 
asked if everything was ok he replied "Fine, but I could murder 
a nan!"

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Wakefield Jail has become West Yorkshires latest swingers club 
for the over 60s. Harold Shipman has been seen hanging around 
the bars!! 



Thank you.. erm, I'll get my coat.